Friday, June 29, 2007

Stinking Foot Disease

My feet stink. They stink really badly all of a sudden. I swear it’s so bad I think something must be wrong. Stinking foot disease. It smells like I’m rotting away feet first. I also have a deep, painful crack in the crease of the skin on my little toe.

Last night I bought myself a cute pair of strappy sandals on sale for $44 at DSW. This morning I showered and scrubbed between my toes with Dove, put on my brand new sandals... and by my 8:45 am staff meeting, I could smell them!

I rushed back to my cubicle after my meeting and dowsed my feet with the tiny bottle of hand sanitizer I got in a little gift bag from our insurance provider.

Pee-Whew!

The stuff smelled like vodka! So between the foot stench and vodka hand sanitizer smell, I had some major reeking lingering in my cubicle all morning.

I’m getting me a bottle of Selsun Blu and scrubbing those tootsies at least twice a day for a week. A co-worker once told me that in Vietnam, the service men all suffered from serious foot-rot and that Selsun Blu would kill any sort of nasty fungus that grew.

I hope I can save the sandals!

3 comments:

Leila V. said...

Oh my god! I have a "friend" with the exact same problem. "She" always blames it on her sandals. I'll have to tell her about Selsun Blu.

Lacy said...

I am so impressed with your sharing this! I'm embarrassed of my foot stank, when it happens. Air out them tootsies girl!

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