I started out searching on the Internet today for a nice 4th of July image to post when I happened upon the site, “Doll Greetings.”Wow! Very creepy indeed…especially seeing the first two dolls “waving” when I logged on. The jerky animation makes it look more like hitting.
St. Patrick's Day, 1950's Ideal "Posie" looks like she should be saying “Hi Chucky! Want a hand job?”
Madame Alexander's Queen Isabella and Christopher Columbus look like they’re up to no good.
1965 Grown Up Pos'n Tammy in 2001 Barbie London Tour outfit looks shockingly like Nicole Kidman al la Twilight Zone.
2002 Robert Tonner 14" Betsy McCall wearing handmade "Back to School" dress looks like a t…I mean developmentally disabled.
1992 Annalee "Back to School Girl" doll is the worst! I’m going to have nightmares! I think Back to School Girl was run over by the bus. She’s like a post-op terror. “Doctor! What have you done to my face?!? Oh no! My arm! Oh shit! I want my attorney!”
2000's Ann Estelle and her friends by the Tonner Doll Company have a strange “Stepford Wives” quality. I wouldn’t turn my back on them.
1960's "Hilda The Hillbilly" and 2000's Annalee Angel Christmas Ornament are very strange.
2003 Effanbee Gloria Ann doll wearing a dress made from a 1952 vintage sewing pattern has got a mean, plantation-owners daughter look to her. She’s probably pissed that 2005 Marley Wentworth doll by Robert Tonner got ahead of her in line. Gloria Ann looks like she could eat Chucky’s liver and wash it down with a nice mint julep. Now there’s a doll you could see smoking a cigarette!
Wee Patsyette by Effanbee from the 2005 Tonner Halloween Convention says “Help! I have a pumpkin stuck to my ass!”
So there you have it! Happy 4th of July!
I apologize in advance to who ever this might offend.
4 comments:
Hillarious:)
There is some real nightmare fodder on that page. Betsy Wetsy is awfully cute, though.
If you delve deeper into the doll website, you’ll find scenes from various television shows recreated with dolls. Wow! What can I say? I’m feeling like a very healthy and well-adjusted adult at the moment. I promise to STOP NOW. Anything else will simply be mean-spirited.
What ever floats your boat!
That is a little creepy. Happy belated Forth of July to you. Hope you had a good one.
Dave
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